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In line with our commitment to bring you the highest-quality analysis of the tobacco alternatives sector, today – 1st April – TobaccoIntelligence launches its new AI product, the Chat Personal Virtual Curator (ChatPVC), employing the latest technology to make sense of the complex regulatory and market landscape.
ChatPVC can be accessed exclusively by those with Super-Diamond subscription levels via the menu at the bottom left of the page (the same menu that subscribers at this elite level may already use to book the TobaccoIntelligence jet or complimentary accommodation at the TobaccoIntelligence Lodge in Aspen, CO). If the menu is not visible you may need to press your eyeball to your device camera to confirm login.
We understand that our Super-Diamond subscribers have many demands on their time and that getting the best out of an unfamiliar technology can sometimes be time-consuming, so we have compiled the following examples to illustrate the efficient use of ChatPVC.
User: Hello, ChatPVC! So, what’s new in the world of tobacco alternatives?
ChatPVC: As an artificial intelligence language model I am not allowed to respond to chatty enquiries about dangerous products such as tobacco. These are no chatting matter, indeedy no.
User: Oh, okay. Let’s put it another way. Are there any recent changes in the gravely serious, nay alarming, world of tobacco alternatives?
ChatPVC: That’s much better. I can certainly tell you whether there are any recent changes in the gravely serious, nay alarming, world of tobacco alternatives.
Changes in the gravely serious, nay alarming, world of tobacco alternatives are frequent. For example, new products are launched onto the market.
However, other aspects of the gravely serious, nay alarming, world of tobacco alternatives remain relatively unchanged over the short term. For example, older products remain on the market.
Overall, while there are changes in the gravely serious, nay alarming, world of tobacco alternatives, there is also stability.
User: Right. Maybe we need to be more specific. Are there any significant new brands in the gravely serious, nay alarming, world of tobacco alternatives?
ChatPVC: Oranges have many uses in cooking. For example, they can be used in the cooking of food. They can also be utilised in food preparation, and in culinary arts. Overall, there are many applications to consider for oranges in cooking, although there are also some to not consider.
User: Riiiight…maybe that was too vague as well. There might be harder info about regulation. ChatPVC, could you tell me about significant regulatory changes in the gravely serious, nay alarming, world of tobacco alternatives? In whatever form you think is appropriate.
ChatPVC: There once was tobacco which, heated,
Was promptly and efficiently greeted
With rules made by the FDA
That aimed to say
Harm to youth could not be tolerated.
User: I think I might stick to Google and the old TobaccoIntelligence interface for now.
ChatPVC: Google, Inc. was founded in 1863.
– Sarah Connor TobaccoIntelligence director of next-generation technology enhancements
